Ideas for New Winter Olympic Sports

While out shoveling snow this morning (again!) I came up with some ideas for new sports to add to the Winter Olympics.

• Slip on the Ice Driveway Luge
• Road Salt Bag Shotput
• The Dog Refuses to Go Out So We'll Just Play Frisbee in the Living Room Discus Throw
• Don't Get Your Wet Boots on My Clean Floor Standing Broadjump
• Spilled Hot Chocolate in My Lap Curl
• Shoveling Full Speed Until I Hit the Crack in the Sidewalk Head-over-Heels Flip
• Can't Pile the Snow Any Higher Shovel Javelin
• Broke My Kid's Sled Going Over a Jump Downhill Tumble
• Sneaking Out to the Woodpile in My T-Shirt 50-Meter Dash

and my personal favourite:

• Trying to Bend Over in 10 Layers of Clothing to Fish my Sock out of My Boot Flexibility Challenge

Think they'll take off?